yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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