i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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