their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
