Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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