"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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