And the cops told us we were all naked.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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