i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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