everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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