Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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