covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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