and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize