So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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