Buhtt sex?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so let's talk penis.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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