Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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