I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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