Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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