Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize