Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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