Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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