He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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