I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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