My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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