Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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