Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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