But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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