what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I need a beard to bite.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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