I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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