you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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