so that wasnt chicken after all
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just high enough for therapy.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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