absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
please come you make the beer taste better
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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