but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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