2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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