is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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