weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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