Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It's official drugs can't kill me
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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