Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
are you so shy because you have an std?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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