Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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