make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
How does it feel to date your dad?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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