Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
