Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
