I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yo dont text me then not text me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Blood and glitter go together right?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
