I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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