Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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