Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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