i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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