The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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