HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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