fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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