i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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