Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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