ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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