Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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