Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
