fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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